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Tuesday, September 27, 2016

Forget Ravager. PHANTASM PORN Is Now a Thing


Forget Ravager, there's another newly released Phantasm film on the scene... and I'm willing to bet it's got way more balls than anything in the new official film. Before you think I'm kidding you about this next post, let me assure you I'm entirely serious. This is real.

An ambitious group of porn filmmakers have debuted a new work called PHANGASM: A HARDCORE PHANTASM PARODY. That's right - there is now literally a pornographic parody of the Phantasm series. 


The plot description is as such: "Sadie Santana and her cohort of thick, burly men have come to visit The Tall Man for revenge! This mysterious, evil being is awoken by their presence, and sends his equally mysterious and evil silver balls to punish them one by one! As Gage, Jon Jon, and Mr. Pete are each placed under the spell of The Balls, only Sadie is left, roaming the halls terrified and alone! Suddenly coming upon her ball-addled former-friends, the lovely Miss Santana is taken down." [plot description cut off at this point as what happens next ain't exactly fit for spelling out here!]

The parody appears to borrow some of the most familiar elements from Phantasm. The cast includes a Tall Man (he's on stilts!), both Pearson brothers and a black Reggie. There is also a silver ball... sort of. The silver menace in Phangasm is actually a floating pair of chromed testicles. No joke.

I'm not going to post a link to the production company's website here, but if you're sharp enough you can simply Google the film and find where it's being sold at. If you happen to dare to watch it, do us all a favor 
and report back here with a comment on the story!








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